Despite the dubious use of “hipster” in the title to grab views, this is actually an important article. It’s far more than the downwardly mobile children of baby boomers who are contributing to an influx of unwanted hens and roosters in local shelters. And that’s just the best case scenario. A dozen chickens who never produced any eggs because they were too stressed out and sick are a regular feature in the craigslist “free” section in any major city.
Debeaked and discarded…she’s whose responsibility?
The growing interest many people have in producing their own food is laudable. Achieving food sovereignty from the massive agribusiness corporations that have contaminated our food supply with pesticides, herbicides and hormones is clearly an order of the day. Backyard chickens, however, are the wrong way forward. Not only are they typically purchased from the very same factory farms that exist as a moral stain on our collective conscience but most would-be egg collectors are unprepared for the amount of work and the cost of keeping them healthy.
The fact is, most people who want back yard chickens don’t really want back yard chickens. What they really want is free eggs. In order to get the eggs, however, chickens need to be forced to bioaccumulate calories that humans then harvest without the bird’s consent. Whatever sort of “misplaced rural nostalgia” or feigned emotional connections are grafted onto this process, it is an inherently coercive one.
There are ethical ways to procure chickens. To rescue an animal and offer them sanctuary on land you control is a kind and proper thing to do. In the case of rescued chickens, you might even get a few eggs out of it. But if what you’re looking for is a servant to feed you and then discard when she is no longer useful, you’re just reproducing the same violent and coercive relationships that are the order of the day. So do us all a favor: save the chickens, kill the nostalgia and grow some kale instead.